Towel-Dry Your Hair FAST

My friend eats bananas by first splitting the peel lengthwise, then scooping out the banana meat with a spoon. This shocked—then, delighted—me. It’s exciting to see unique approaches to mundane activities.

I suspect that my hair-drying method is one such “unique approach” (and even if the method itself is not particularly unique, I daresay the amount of thought I’ve dedicated to refining said method is, indeed, singular (ha)). 

I hope that this technique shocks, delights, excites, or expedites. 

3/29/15